THE BEGINNING!
-Wake up (more like woken up); @ round 9 a.m something...
waaay to early for a Saturday!;
bad neck sprain cud to the fact that you were "TRYING" to headbang to devour by shine down
& double chin phobia because of that tub of chocolate ice cream you had sometime yesterday.....
- Because of the completely excusable mental morning trauma you end up wearing your bra the wrong way,,///
Resulting in :- those cute lil beady things they put in the front to make your bra look o so sweeter (not to mention to jack up the prices!!) end up poking your boobs ;
[but of course by the time you realise it.. it's to late to change back into comfort]
- Horrible shopping experience with your mom.. !plus point! YOUR STARVING!
*Wat you have for lunch ultra sauced up macaroni which BTW you cannot finish*
- the walk in search of public transport,,, inclusive of burning hot sun and the fear of having crows excrete on your head.. which almost happens,, basically it just misses you by an inch..
- THE RIDE BACK HOME : FATALITY!!!!!!!!!!! UNBELIEVABLY UNCOMFORTABLE TUK TUK RIDE! i swear if a pregnant lady got into that thing the baby would pop out like those stupid clowns you get in the extremely cheap Chinese jack-in-the-box toys on the pavement! ***(please note that : the boob pricking inversely worn bra did not help AT ALL!)***
-few hours later........ back in your excessively messy haven..... with your dirt paranoid a.k.a neat freak mom....... did i forget to mention that it is boiling!!!!! your stuck helping her clean up... ^__^
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awwww... doesn't that make you o so Cinderella-ish... cept minus the prince charming! O__o
[reason for the prince charming tragedy: your stupidity! -_-]...... o yea.. annnd minus the pretty ballgown..
- cockroaches are killer joys.. especially when they fly on your head and your ripped off the privileged of yelling your heart out because your mom's in a bad mood...
- TRAGEDY OF TRAGEDIES! you realise you miss your dad who happens to be abroad having a good time... (which is scary cause when he was around you normally wish that he'd fly away to fairytopia or something\ basically disappear for the while\)
so all things considered your obviously in a bad mood yea.
that's when loving bigheads come in! so ALL you want is a Nice sympathetic convo.. but no you get some guy telling you that the people you hang out with are boring and inactive...all because......
yea they are not hardcore boozers and chain smokers!
I SWEAR ALCOHOL SHOULD BE BANNED it's turning people's brains into mush///
-let's wrap it up with the extremely disturbed dream filled half enjoyed sleep you had.... and ofcourse the dreams are forgotten ; as per usual ; at the crack of dawn...
Which signifies a new day.. a.k.a a new sign of hope =)
